Proof that I shouldn't be allowed out of the house without an adult:
Poor teenage Old Navy employee who had the misfortune of meeting me: May I help you find something?
Me: Yes. Where is the shorts section for girls with thighs?
Employee: I don't understand what you mean?
Me: Where is the shorts section for girls with thighs?
Employee: Everyone has thighs, what are you looking for?
Me: No... Some girls have twigs, some girls are normal, and some girls have "thighs." (Point to thigh to ensure said skinny leg jeans wearing male adolescent understands that a thigh is part of my leg and not my arm).
Employee: Ummmm
Me: Never mind (you are useless to me) <---- didn't say out loud, apparently people in CA are nicer than people in NYC and I have to curb my enthusiasm when it comes to telling people what I really think about them
End result: No shorts purchased, however with a tan and some lipo I will reconsider and not give the Old Navy staff a headache
i will tan and get lipo with you! :)
ReplyDeleteps. you should have told the employee how useless he was. it would have made my day!
Dude, Gap has a great pair of shorts for girls with thighs! I know because I got some. And without a tan or lipo, I still want to wear these shorts everyday. Check out the Boyfriend Cut-Off Shorts. With the coupon I got for making a clothing donation, the shorts were only $15. I've decided that a 7" leg is perfect for girls with thighs. I love my new shorts! (But I still would like to get a tan.)
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