Birthday Party! Oh Birthday Party!

Birthday party! Oh, birthday party!

I hate you! You stink!

I wish I could wash you away in the sink.

With your cake, pizza, beer, and wine,

If I say not to the treats

The host is sure to whine.

I'd rather eat salads

With dressing on the side,

Or hop on a bike,

And ride and ride.

Running, strength training,

oh the fun,

How do you say no,

When everyone is turning one?

Birthday party! Oh, birthday party!

You're last on my list,

I simple can't see why you even exist,

If you just disappeared

It would tickle me pink.

Birthday party! Oh, birthday party!

I hate you! You stink!

I'd like to dedicate this masterpiece to the five One Year Old birthday parties I will be attending in the month of February. I understand that two of those parties honor my own child in some way, but that's OK she knows I love her even though I write songs about how much her birthday bugs me. I would also like to give a big thumbs down to my own birthday that is rapidly approaching. Although I do take cash:). 

Also weigh in number 5 occurred today...... down 4.4!!! Very excited since the nugget and I were very sick last week. I would like to thank my brain for not telling my tummy that time at home means time to eat. The 4.4 pound lost brought me down to 186.2. This means I hit my first goal at Weight Watchers of 10% of my original weight! I got a very expensive key chain to celebrate. And by expensive I mean not really.